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1530 HOURS AUGUST 8, 1996
SYNCPAC XX/24 COMMAND
ALL MILITIAS STAND BY
A FULL SCALE CODE BLUE HAS GONE INTO EFFECT AS OF 1530 HOURS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO SCIENTISTS DEVELOP FREE SOURCE OF ENERGY BY EXTRACTING HYDROGEN FROM H2O (WATER). COVERT ACTIONS DEMOLISH THEIR BREAKTHROUGH; TWO LEADING SCIENTISTS FRAMED AND ARE FUGITIVES. HIGH LEVEL INTELLIGENCE ASSET CLAIMS THAT FREE ENERGY WOULD DESTROY OIL PRICES AND COLLAPSE THE MARKET, HENCE SAYS COVER UP IS NECESSARY.
ALL UNITS: ASSEMBLE AT LOCAL MOVIE THEATERS TO VIEW INSTRUCTIONAL FILM, "CHAIN REACTION," BEFORE FILM GETS YANKED FROM THEATERS. THIS IS NOT A SATIRE.
AS ORDERED BY
FIELD MARSHALL REDMAN
PRAIRIE STREET OBOE CORPS
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